sharpay was right: this is not what i want. this is not what i planned. and i just gotta say. i Do Not understand
I’m somehow both sides of this conversation.
You: what’s your secret to everlasting life?!
Me, 40 years in the future, looking not a day over 30, sipping a bubbly pink concoction out of a thin tall wine glass while wearing satin red robe while my 4 ft boa constrictor balances on my shoulders: I don’t take things strangers say on the internet personally. And I’m also a witch.
remember when hamlet thought his high school friends were being fake and annoying so he got them Literally Murdered
hamlet invented winter break energy
I’m still laughing with mine XD
cake, nikola tesla, and other reasons people won’t talk to me
i hate the mentality that once a girl turns 18 there’s no reason to protect her from older men. like people don’t really protect minors either but once they’re 18 it’s “two legal consenting adults, not my business 😌” like ma’am maybe 6 months ago that little girl had to raise her hand and ask for permission to use the bathroom, but yes she’s an Adult she’s Grown 😌
That’s Louis Rossman, a repair technician and YouTuber, who went viral recently for railing against Apple. Apple purposely charges a lot for repairs and you either have to pay up or buy a new device. That’s because Apple withholds necessary tools and information from outside repair shops. And to think, we were just so close to change.
Follow @the-future-now
Reblog if you:
- Have an iPhone and are in need of repairs
- Have a friend with that problem
- Hate Apple and are more than happy to spite them in some way
No one will know which is it
damn-funny
